Friendly Manitoba.

Lies. I have not met one single friendly, approachable and just plain NICE person here in Winnipeg. Nobody smiles unless I make the first attempt. Nobody introduces themselves unless I stick my hand out… I just HATE reading this repetitive lie over and over and over again on every single┬álicense┬áplate. You’re so deceiving, Manitoba!

The past few days have been enjoyable. Despite the fact that I feel like I gained 7 million pounds overnight, the people that are Joe’s people, are great. Imagine if you will, a city that lies on a barren flat land, everyone drives in cars, nobody walks, and there is nothing to do but eat… and drink. Such are the activities I partake in daily here. I believe this is the 5th day in a row my body has consumed alcohol in large amounts? Gross. Please strap me to a tread mill for three hours with weights on my ankles. Thanks, I’d appreciate it.

Gluttony is the reigning theme to this 5 day stopover on my way back home to Vancouver.

I shall go into further detail with scoops on this trip at another time when it’s not 3 in the morning and I really should be in bed. All I gotta say is… I’m real glad I’m here. =)

1.5 days left. Then it’s hometime, baby.

I’ve spoken my piece.

Peace.

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